Runner Five
Scout Felle, Runner Five, who had a "boring rofflenet page" so someone thought it had to be fixed.



Currently residing at Abel Township and serving as their fifth runner. Formerly of Mullins Military. Marmite is disgusting.

Now multi-fandom! I'd be happy to roleplay with some of you peeps.

(Original Roleplay blog for ZR, part of Maws of Kites. First Tumblr Runner Five blog. I'm also the admin, so send me an Ask if you have any questions).

OOC: With Season Two so close we can taste it, we hope you’re all as excited as we are.

For those who know about what occurred at the Boston Marathon today, we have checked with all of our RPers in the area and they’re all okay, safe, and unharmed. Hoping that my followers out there are okay as well. We’re all so glad for your support and your companionship. Never miss an opportunity to tell your loved ones just how much they are loved.

— : @Scout —

runner-five:

brooklynharker:

runner-five:

brooklynharker:

runner-five:

brooklynharker:

Do you like yellow?

It’s my favorite color, yes.

Sunny yellow, vomit yellow, or pee yellow?

…Harker out of all the adjectives you could have picked. Sunny yellow,…

I find green repulsive.

Why so many questions about colors, Harker?

— @Scout —

brooklynharker:

runner-five:

brooklynharker:

runner-five:

brooklynharker:

Do you like yellow?

It’s my favorite color, yes.

Sunny yellow, vomit yellow, or pee yellow?

…Harker out of all the adjectives you could have picked. Sunny yellow, obviously.

I’ve been up way to late these past few nights I was curious about everyone’s favorite color and whoever says orange is a dumbass. What about red? You like red?

It’s not really my favorite but it will do if yellow is not available

— @Scout —

brooklynharker:

runner-five:

brooklynharker:

Do you like yellow?

It’s my favorite color, yes.

Sunny yellow, vomit yellow, or pee yellow?

…Harker out of all the adjectives you could have picked. Sunny yellow, obviously.

— @Scout —

brooklynharker:

Do you like yellow?

It’s my favorite color, yes.

    Anonymous
Do you like the color orange? Guess who's asking and you win a prize.

I’m not a big fan of it, especially that dark vomit-hued orange color that thankfully seems absent from the Abel Township color scheme.

Go to bed, Harker.

— Users on Probation —

You all have too many accounts for me to list them all.

Markus

Penn

John

runner-seventeen:

Carl’s trying to start rofflenet memes.

Can someone over at Red Settlement please remove his internet privileges? He’s trying to get me to forward his macros to everyone at Abel.

Is he at least using them correctly?

— I got tagged in some pictures on Facebook in a skirt. —

pawlikethebear:

ohdappledthings:

jaydesthinspo:

My legs look awesome! Thank you, Zombies, Run!

Can we keep posts that promote eating disorders -out- of the Zombies, Run! tags please? This is about health, not body abuse.

Yeah, Zombies, Run! was designed to keep people fit and healthy, not to glorify eating disorders. Eating disorders are a form of mental illness and they are harmful to your health. Would you ever encourage people to live a life that would increase their chances of getting cancer or diabetes or heart disease? Of course not, because that’s ridiculous. 

The ZR community, and the app for the matter, encourage people to make healthier and positive choices. More importantly, it encourages you to see exercise as something that’s fun, not harmful to your body. Like ohdappledthings said, the promotion of eating disorders does not belong in a tag whose purpose is to do the exact opposite of that. 

((I think I’ve said this before, I even told s2s in an email, that I’ve had some form of an eating disorder since I was about eight. It ruined a lot of things for me, and my friends in real life can attest to how bad it got. There’s a sneaking suspicion that I have some strain of body dysmorphic disorder too. At the end of my senior year last year, it got to the point where my self-worth, esteem, and image were so bad. I did things to myself that I regret now.

Thankfully, zombies run (alongside my older sister) saved me from my worst when I felt alone and full of hatred towards everything because of a lot of personal issues and peer pressure/emotional bullying that occurred my senior year. ZR gave me a haven, a group of people who relied on my to be my healthiest outside of my sister. I could write an essay on how much ZR helped me, especially Sam’s character. Anyway I began eating healthier, taking care of myself- and I’m not recovered completely, but I’m closer than I was a year ago.


Please sweetheart, you’re not alone, and I’m here if you need help (my personal is aquayao) but please don’t post pro-ana stuff in zombies run related areas. Pawlikethebear and ohdappledthings are right- that doesn’t belong in the tags, and if you need someone to help, I’m here for you.

Sorry I had to say it, back to IC stuff)).

brooklynharker:

runner-five:

Brooklyn and Steph have brought to my attention that I am worth worshipping and I figured since there’s no God then why not?

Bow down to me, for I am your God now. I accept sacrifices of all kinds but alcohol and food is preferred.

Ohmigod! Scout! How many times do I have to tell people. I am an athiest. Sacraficing is against my religion and besides it’s gross to sacrafice things becasue then you get blood on your shoes.  

If you deny me before man I shall deny you before my father!! Who is me!!! I am everything!